How to Get Out of Writing a Process Analysis Paper!

When our group was assigned to compose a "how-to" paper, we had no idea what to write about. We had trouble agreeing on a topic that would be both informative and humorous. We also had no motivation to write this boring paper. That is when a creative thought occurred to me; the topic of our paper should be how to get out of writing this paper! I am a huge procrastinator and I know countless ways to waste time. A few strategies we included were "Make college composition your social hour," and  "Make sure music lessons are always ninth period". When we reread our paper today, we were in an agreement that not much needed to be changed. However, we forgot to include a conclusion. If we had the chance to revise our work, we would conclude our writing by encouraging the reader to take our advice and simply not follow through with the assignment. :)

How to get out of Writing This Process Analysis Paper

Often enough, students in school will do whatever possible to get out of an assignment. In this particular situation, our goal is to write a paper on process analysis. Just like a majority of students, we have little to no interest in writing this paper. However Mrs. Basko is forcing us to. So, in the future maybe the following suggestions will assist you in successfully getting out of writing.

1. Procrastinate

This is the most creative way to spend your time not writing the paper.

• Make College Composition your social hour. Perhaps your close friends are only in this class.
• Attempt to listen to your music as you work…
• Take your dog on an unnecessary walk.
• Check your facebook for the fiftieth time.
• Get your holiday shopping done.

2. Make sure music lessons are always 9^th period

Music is your number one priority, especially when auditions or recitals are coming up.

• And if its not…. Make up your lesson this period.

3. Someone calls you out of class

Let’s face it, you’re just that popular.

• Have your friend look up the number of a classroom and call it during class.
• Do something stupid so the administrator will come looking for you.

4. Fake being sick

All people get sick from time to time.

1. Wake up late at night go into your parents room and tell them you feel sick.
2. Spend a lot of time in the bathroom in order to convince your parents to let you stay home.
3. Claim you have a horrible headache and go to the nurse and don’t come back.
4. Forgot your flash drive

After all, your flash drive contains all your saved work.

·        Walk into class screaming. When your teacher asks what’s wrong, claim that you forgot your flash drive.

·        Somehow break your flash drive and prove to your teacher that it isn’t functioning properly by plugging it into the computer.

6. Printers not working

Technology these days seriously!

• Tell your teacher letting her know that your computer and printer are not working properly and that your parents most likely wont replace them until after the holidays.